Thieving guinea pig allegedly stole passerby’s lettuce, was soon caught after leaving a trail of urine
According to the local police station at Pigceton, a young guinea pig by the name of Inna Cent had her lettuce stolen after a…
Read MoreMany new self driving Lamboar-guinea pigs on the roads now, according to guinea pig transportation expert
Haymo, the leading company for self driving cars, has announced that they would send new Lamboar-guinea pigs on to the roads by…
Read MoreGuinea Pig President Sally Stalk’s approval rating at all time low, find out why
Ever since winning the election in 2015, Repiglican Sally Stalk has been making unpopular choices left and right. Her approval…
Read MorePu Flu epidemic worst in 30 years, says CDC guinea pig scientist.
This year, the flu has been the worst in 30 years, according to Center of Disease Control guinea pig scientist Timothy Hayy.…
Read MoreGuinea Pig Rioting in New York City starts again, mayor in panic
After Ginger's motivational speech in the city of New York, many guinea pigs have been seen rioting and generally biting people as…
Read More“These humans have kept us as pets for too long,” says enraged Guinea Pig deputy.
Recently, Deputy Ginger has been filling in as god for Hazel after she contracted a peculiar disease known as Lettucitis. Just…
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