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Meet the pigs behind Guinea Pigs News:
Our loyal writers have been writing for years and are extremely experienced. They graduated from great schools, such as Pigceton and Lettuce University. Some writers, such as Hazel, are in fact gods and are willing to write for a good cause.
Meet Hazel:
Hazel is a young guinea pig god of 1 and a half years. She recently started writing after she realized that she could use her godly talents to help our news source, Guinea Pigs News. Her religion, Pigstianity, is spreading quickly and her efforts will soon be rewarded.
Meet Ginger:
Ginger is in fact Hazel’s godly deputy. She is not as powerful as Hazel, but she is a great motivational speaker and also a prestigious journalist. She covers many of the articles at Guinea Pigs News.
